I'm that girl that never knew she wanted to be a wife and mother. A tomboy. I did not carry a purse until 24, and even then it was only because I couldn't fit my keys, cell phone, debit card, and trusty chapstick in the pockets of my "work" wardrobe after finally landing a real job.
Don't judge. I grew up in small town WI. We weren't glamorous and frankly the options were limited even if you wanted to be. Wal-mart clearly was not carrying Jimmy-Choo's. Maybe some Kathy Ireland jeans, some decent flannels... But hey! Who needs Jimmy Choo's for Pat's Cow Palace anyway? They would only be destroyed during the annual Corn Stalk festival. BTW, I'm not joking about any of this. I could not make it up. Again, don't judge. Due to limited options I believe we Wisconsonians develop a keen sense of humor and innate ability to find fun anywhere - you could have the best night of your life in a corn field!
Don't judge. I grew up in small town WI. We weren't glamorous and frankly the options were limited even if you wanted to be. Wal-mart clearly was not carrying Jimmy-Choo's. Maybe some Kathy Ireland jeans, some decent flannels... But hey! Who needs Jimmy Choo's for Pat's Cow Palace anyway? They would only be destroyed during the annual Corn Stalk festival. BTW, I'm not joking about any of this. I could not make it up. Again, don't judge. Due to limited options I believe we Wisconsonians develop a keen sense of humor and innate ability to find fun anywhere - you could have the best night of your life in a corn field!
Alas, here I am. Living in Florida and married with two kids, two canines, one equine. I work full-time and found that I've stretched myself entirely too thin. Now that I think about it, this may explain my inability to get anywhere on time... Damn.
And why all the bathroom talk on the "sunshine" blog you ask? I think it was subconscious due to current life circumstances. Between 2 kids, 2 dogs, 1 horse, I often feel my entire life evolves around poop. Sorry. I know poop recently made a "Top 10 Most Hated Words List", but it's the facts and frankly I know the word drives my mother crazy and therefore I have to say it. Poop, poop, poop.
Overall I fully acknowledge I have a sarcastic sense of humor and sometimes forget the sugar coating on the donut. But at the end of the day I also always keep things in perspective and always find the bright side. Just know the message will be delivered in the form of a Sunshine Bomb vs a nicely wrapped ray of sunshine. Hope you can enjoy a chuckle with that shot of honesty.
And why all the bathroom talk on the "sunshine" blog you ask? I think it was subconscious due to current life circumstances. Between 2 kids, 2 dogs, 1 horse, I often feel my entire life evolves around poop. Sorry. I know poop recently made a "Top 10 Most Hated Words List", but it's the facts and frankly I know the word drives my mother crazy and therefore I have to say it. Poop, poop, poop.
Overall I fully acknowledge I have a sarcastic sense of humor and sometimes forget the sugar coating on the donut. But at the end of the day I also always keep things in perspective and always find the bright side. Just know the message will be delivered in the form of a Sunshine Bomb vs a nicely wrapped ray of sunshine. Hope you can enjoy a chuckle with that shot of honesty.
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Thanks! Corinne